Blastropodcast

Welcome to Blastropodcast! I'm your host, Dottore Balordo, legendary Man of SCIENCE, and master of the Podchamber. I command your ears to listen to my podcast and your brain to accept its wisdom.

Comedy! Science! Malapropisms! An army of hapless guests and much more! Listen to an episode, won't you? Yes. 

Ravenous pt. 1 - A Muffed Movies Special!

Sebastian Orr guides Mark on a murderous mountain mission to mine some goofs from the ghoulish cult-classic horror film, Ravenous. Wendigo!

This is part 1 of a 2-part episode.

Want more goofs? Check out our bonus track, free on our Patreon page. Please consider supporting our show!

Awesome Blastropodcast apparel is available now through our Threadless store.

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This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

Ravenous was distributed by Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

 Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

ep.46 GMOs w/ Claire Friedman

Cards Against Humanity's powerhouse & the Chicago Podcast Cooperative's champion, Claire Friedman has farm in her veins and a fire in her belly. Listen and learn as she helps Dottore unearth the exciting and confounding relationship between genetic engineering and mouth fuel.

Keith Hand edited the main section of the show. You know, the part that sounds good! He is a hero of the ages and a marvel among men. Thank you Keith!

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Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

 This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

 The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon. Thanks Stephen!

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Rue Britannia 3 w/ Grant Howitt - Merry Britsmas!

BPC merch is available now! Visit the Blastropodcast Threadless store and see what our diligent workshop of kobolds has crafted! 

In today's Rue Britannia we explore British Christmas traditions, Grant lies a bunch, and Dottore gets steamed. It's a doozer.

1. What's all this then? - Alexander Van der Bellen wins Austria's election, defeating fascism forever. 

2. How's your father? - Britsmas quiz!

3. Crusty jugglers - The Hell Owl and other figments.

We Support Grant on Patreon, why not join us in doing the Lord's Work?

This episode is brought to you by in part by Field Notes. The Age of Notebooks is nigh.

Become a Patron of BPC today and earn special rewards - Patrons in December get a free BPC T-shirt! Visit the BPC Patreon page to learn more.

Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Highlander Pt. 2 - A Muffed Movies Special!

Dave and Mark goof themselves through the Highlander's epic and swordful conclusion. There can be only FUN!

This is part 2 of a 2-part episode.

Like the show? Become a Patron of Blastropodcast and get cool bonus content! Visit our Patreon page to learn more.

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This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

This episode features "Scattershot", "Ossuary 5 - Rest", and "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Highlander was produced by Cannon Films and Highlander Productions Ltd. and is distributed by EMI Films and 20th Century Fox.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. 

Emergency Bonus episode!!! - "Save the Lost Dance" - A Muffed Movies Special!

We could all use a good, rejuvenating laugh right now. Please enjoy this emergency release of the lost episode of Muffed Movies: Save the Last Dance. Tremendous thanks to Andy North for muffing it with me so very long ago.

Please support my work while The Man still allows it to exist. Contribute a few coins to Blastropodcast's Patreon page.

Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This rush-released episode may have been sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards Against Humanity?

Save the Last Dance was produced by MTV Films and released by Paramount Pictures. 

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. 

ep.45.2 Ken Hite & Cannibalism + "In Defense of Podcasting"

Happy Halloween! Kenneth Hite's piquant conversation with Dottore noshes onward into the guts of pathological cannibalism. A monstrous mountain man, a cannibalistic Countess, and a wendigonous writer make fine grist for this unsavory episode's diabolical discourse!

This is part 2 of a 2-part episode. 

Express your eerily undying support for the show! Visit Blastropodcast's Patreon page.

Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

 This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

 The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon. Thanks Stephen!

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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ep.45 Cannibalism w/ Ken Hite

Kenneth Hite (games designer and writer) chews the fat with Dottore about cannibalism. Learn the reasons behind this ghoulish phenomenon and, more importantly, uncover the dark secret of Qui-Gon Jinn's space feast!

This is part 1 of a 2-part episode. Why? BECAUSE KEN IS SMART AND HAS MUCH TO TEACH US!

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

Please feed us before we eat our broodmates! Visit Blastropodcast's Patreon page.

Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon. Thanks Stephen!

Highlander pt. 1 - A Muffed Movies Special!

Dave and Mark conjure up an irreverent celebration of invincible rogues and nonsensical brogues as they muff the 1986 Sci-Fi classic, Highlander. You're about to sword up from the gourd up!

This is part 1 of a multi-part episode.

Want more fun in your ears? Impale us with your support! Visit our Patreon page.

Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode is brought to you in part by the brave submarine captains at Basecamp.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Highlander was produced by Cannon Films and Highlander Productions Ltd. and is distributed by EMI Films and 20th Century Fox.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody. 

ep.44 Hot Rocks w/ Keith Hand

Radiation! Nuclear engineer (and possible Martian replicant) Keith Hand returns to legitimately teach Dottore all about radiation. So put down your Sackemon Go mobile platform and screw on your learning cap - we're about to meltdown from the belt down!

This episode is brought to you by the electric mystics at Basecamp.

Please help us grow! Visit Blastropodcast's Patreon page.

Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Rue Britannia 2 w/ Grant Howitt - A Bonuts Episode

Grant Howitt reconvenes with Dottore for another chat about all things Britsy. PLUS A FREE GIFT FROM GRANT!!!

1. What's all this then? - The tragedy of Boaty McBoatface

2. How's your father? - "Leftenants", "Vicars", and "Bobbies"! Cor, buckle me tight!

3. Crusty jugglers - Church Grims and Devil Doors

Grant successed Unbound RPG! Follow the link to order the full version!

This episode is brought to you by Capsule Force from our friends at Iron Galaxy.

MAKE MY MONSTER GROW! Please check out our Patreon page.

Blastropodcast is proud to be a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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ep.43 Horsefeathers and Fallacies of Science w/ Kent Green

Kent Green (Fooling Around podcast) jam-packs Dottore with learnings about the debunked science beliefs of yesteryear. Have you been putting off your annual contemplation of trepanation, spontaneous generation, luminiferous aether, and phlogiston? Well we gotcha covered, pardner!

Also! Reader Tyler gets his question answered and Balnaz falls victim to Dottore's STOMPY PATCH POT.

This episode is brought to you in part by Iron Galaxy, the creators of Capsule Force, an intergalactic-retro-anime multiplayer game now available on PS4 and Steam. Pew pew pew!

Blastropodcast is a proud member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

 Help us thrive! Check out our Patreon page and get rewards for your support!

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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The Two Towers pt. 2 - A Muffed Movies Special!

Dave and Sophie help Mark improvise the second half of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Horse-fixated Wargs! Vulvic keepsakes! And one hell of a yard party, you guys!

This episode is brought to you by Jackbox Games.

Blastropodcast is a proud member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Help us thrive! Check out our Patreon page and get rewards for your support!

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers was written by J.R.R. Tolkein. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

The Two Towers pt. 1 - A Muffed Movies Special!

Dave Stecco and Sophie Shrand rejoin Mark in a joyous muffing of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Return to our enchanting version of Middle Earth where footless Hobblets struggle, mask-wearing Gollums belt showtunes, and flaxen-haired heroes examine broaches for a bit.

This is part one of a two-part episode.

Blastropodcast has a new Patreon site! If you think this show is worth at least a dollar, please consider supporting this podcast.

This episode is sponsored by Know Your Company, the software tool that helps you know your company better.

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers was written by J.R.R. Tolkein. Its film was distributed by New Line Cinema.

Rue Britannia! w/ Grant Howitt - a Bonuts Episode

Hark! Grant Howitt (Game designer/England's Finest Son) Introduces Dottore to the boundless glory of British culture in this special bonuts episode. Grab a pint of best, a block of Weetabix and listen to the mellifluous lilt of a man who interviewed Hulk Hogan!

Segments:

1. What's all this then? - Prime Ministers and pig porking

2. How's your father? - "Taking the piss" and "Blimey"

3. Crusty jugglers - Wyverns

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

Please show your tortoise-like team spirit by supporting Grant's Kickstarter for his new game, Unbound RPG!

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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ep. 42 Membry w/ Matt Young

Matt Young (Hello from the Magic TavernImprovised Star TrekImprovised Shakespeare Co.) and Dottore learn about memory, pledge allegiances, and award each other medals.

Thanks to BPC Reader ArkInBlack for writing in! Mushashi!

This episode is sponsored by the heroic nobles at Basecamp.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a proud member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Goodfellas pt. 2 w/ Dave Stecco - A Muffed Movies Special!

Dave Stecco (Blurry Photos & Candy Chat podcasts) rejoins Mark to complete Martin Scorsese's cautionary tale of organized crime and timestream mismanagement. Remember kids, crooks are shnooks!

This is part two of a two-part episode. 

This episode is sponsored by the party consiglieri at Jackbox.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Goodfellas was produced by Warner Bros. and is adapted from the book Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi

ep.41 Colony Collapse Disorder! w/ Steph Spence

Steph Spence (champion of  environmental science and writer for Our Fair City) waxes catastrophical about the mysterious and alarming phenomenon of colony collapse disorder. Coruscant stumps Steph. Dottore diagnoses Martha Stewart with the MILF virus. And we continue to misunderstand and butter up the exotic British.

This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

The Blastropodcast theme song was composed by Stephen Poon.

"Every spoonful of honey that you put in your mouth is stolen from a hardworking bee."

Goodfellas pt. 1 w/ Dave Stecco - A Muffed Movies Special!

Dave Stecco (of the Blurry Photos & Candy Chat podcasts) joins Mark in taking a comedic torch to that glimmering shinebox of a biopic - Goodfellas. So polish your wingtips, gas up theCoupe DeVille, and get ready for a MATHAH FACKIN ride through the world of organized crime!

This is part one of a two-part episode. 

This episode is sponsored by the goodfellas and goodgals at Field Notes.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

Goodfellas was produced by Warner Bros. and is adapted from the book Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi.

Kogepan means burnt bread and is also a wonderful animated character in Japan, but has nothing to do with this episode. Alas. 

ep.40 Of Malls & Minotaurs w/ Grant Howitt

Hello readers! Game designer and all-around-fun-guy Grant Howitt returns to walk Dottore through the Mall of the Imagination. Uncover shops' insidious strategies to sucker you out of your cash. The glittering freshwater of knowledge lies just beyond the maze of mall minotaurs, carnivorous trucks, and robotic lady-gardens. Double canes!

This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. Thanks Cards!

Please support our friend Rob Shumate as he fights lymphoma! 
https://www.crowdrise.com/helpsupportrobshumat

If you're reading this podcast in March of 2016, then check out Grant Howitt's Kickstarter of his role playing game, Chronicle!

Blastropodcast is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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It's a Wonderful Life Pt. 2 - A Muffed Movies Christmas Special!

Your Christmas gift came early this year! Part 2 of Andy and Mark's It's A Wonderful Life parody is replete with necromancy, child-punting, and all the usual bullshit that you've come to expect from us.

This is also Andy's final episode on Muffed Movies! Be sure to thank him for his valorous service and check out his future endeavors on his blog, Big Games with Ace. Thanks for all the good times Andy!

This is part two of a two-part episode. A new episode of Blastropodcast will be released in late December.

This episode is sponsored by Know Your Company, the software tool that helps you know your company better.

Blastropodcast/Muffed Movies is a member of the Chicago Podcast Cooperative.

Muffed Movies is a fan production which celebrates film through parody.

It's a Wonderful Life was produced by Liberty Films and distributed by RKO Radio Pictures.

This episode features "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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